Lolcat Bible Matthew 7:9

9 If ur kitteh asks u for cat fued, duz u giffs him a rock LOL?10 Or he wantzes a fish n u giffs him a snaek? LOLOL11 See, u iz evil, but u giffs ur kittehz good gifts. Well Ceiling Cat iz evin bettr dan u n giffs bettr gifts!12 So alwaiz treet othrz liek u want dem to treet u. Kthnxbai.